If you're so inclined to donate anything (which would be terrific - this shit's expensive), you can go to the link below and push the magical Paypal button:
If you donate over 5 dollars, I'll send you an 80 minute CD crammed to the gills with whatever your little heart desires. If you prefer, I'll choose for you, and if you're feeling exceptionally daring, I'll put in some super-secret unreleased (and rightly so) tracks. Just put your special requests in the comment box when you donate, or just e-mail me and let me know what's up. Then I'll burn it and drop it in the mail. If you're into collecting signatures of anonymous amateur recording artists, I'll even sign it for you! Holy crap!
Bio: I was born, and someday I will die (not nearly soon enough to suit some people, I'll wager). Feel free to e-mail me and ask more detailed questions.